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So…I have a blog.

Not sure who the readers might be but…

Do you like pot luck dinners at your local Wal-Mart? If so…welcome.

Do you jam to cheesy but ingeniously crafted “hip pop” tunes i.e. sloth’s ass, Chris Brown (before a certain wedding party ruined “Forever”)? If so…welcome.

Do you know for a fact that if Mexico and Texas were to get into a war you would leave wherever you were at that moment to fly back to the Lone Star State to get your Alamo on? If so…welcome.